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one day, i asked her to tell me a story... this is what came out of her silly mouth:

once there was a man named lucius that worked at a hardware store. he sold nails, but for some reason, nobody had been buying nails lately. people were only buying screws. so he went to his boss marigold and asked her why he wasn't seeling any nails. She said, you know, sometimes you want to nail, and sometimes you want to screw, but you never want to pay for either one.